Coffee

Coffee is part of the snack group. She is very schemey and loves to play pranks on shrimp with meatball. Coffee is very good at volleyball, but always has a red cup!

Shrimp: You are a mushy meatball!

Coffee: No very crunchy

by [e-mail] November 14, 2018

coffee cuddle

when you hold your warm coffee close to you with two hands when it’s too hot to drink. this provides comfort and a brief moment of sanity

caleb: babe why are you holding your coffee like that
brielle: i needed a coffee cuddle while it cools down

by MamaGanja October 22, 2022

Party Coffee

A coffee you drink before a night out. A caffeine kick for those times you feel like you're far too tired to get your rave on.

Get a Party Coffee down your neck and you'll be ready to go!

by CaffieneFiend October 20, 2010

coffee sick

When you're so hyped up on coffee your body starts rejecting it. It can be confused with the flu if you've been around people who've had it (if you got your immunization shots then this would rule it out)

One moment: OMG IM CAFFINATED I HAD TO CUPS OF COFFEE

The next moment you're rushing to the bathroom holding your stomach for dear life,

"Damn it (ughplr) I'm coffee sick again

by Funnyjake2011 July 8, 2016

coffee

the best thing in the entire world that cures my depression yet it's so addicting

i love coffee, coffee is my everything, coffee is my happiness, coffee is my favorite, coffee is my world, coffee is my love!!!!!

by anonymous February 23, 2023

Peters up a coffee

As a trade employee, on your way to work before going to the jobsite, you stop in at your employers office to take a shit & steal a coffee

Just gonna stop at the office to peters up a coffee

by tbor852 November 4, 2025

Coffee Boarding

Much like Water Boarding, Coffee Boarding is used to keep the interrogation lively. It serves two purposed, 1. it is used to interrogate the subject, 2. to sleep deprive the subject at the same time.

Joe Someone was captured and they used Coffee Boarding to try to beak him. After eight days of no sleep he broke.

by meowmeowmeow1212 July 19, 2012