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Really, it's just a 2 and a half hour long transactional book advertisement.
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hey! Heyhey! If I promote your book will you affirm my thing?"

Sad Dad "Uhh... Yah... Yah I'll do it."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Great! Hold on.... Ok. Rolling. Say, what do you think of my thing? Isn't it obviously correct?"

Sad Dad "Oh, yeah for sure man. I totally saw that and your thing is totally correct."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Yes. Great. And the people coming after me. They are clearly all of the bad words. Isn't that what the studies say?"

Sad Dad "God, yeah, I... They are all of the bad words. I noticed that before you said anything. They're sadistic and narcissistic and all of the other bad words. And YOU'RE like my hero. Your existence in my life is functionally equivalent to having saved me from a burning building."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hmm... Yes, yes... I see... I guess I was right all along. Pst (Now do your book)"

Sad Dad "Huh? Oh! Oh, ok. Yeah, I wrote a book. It's good. It's about all them mind parasites you got in your brains."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And?"

Sad Dad 🤨 "Oh! Yeah, and it affirms your thing."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Good. That's good."

Iam "Hey! It's Dr. Jeepjorp! I haven't seen you in months!"

Hym "Why are you watching that crap!? You know it's just a 2 and a half hour long book advertisement."

Iam "Yeah but it's bizarre to watch..."

Hym "Alright..."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
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Book

Another word for “fag” or “faggot”, but it’s not really referring to an LGBT person, it’s just used as an insult with no meaning.
“You’re a fat ass book.”
by samthecrocshoe September 6, 2018
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jerk book

Noun. Slang for your intentions to jerk off like a to do list.
Bruh! Why’d you take a screenshot of me? I hope you don’t put me in your jerk book? Wdym Jerk book? It’s Slang for your intentions to jerk off like a to do list.
by B-rizzle January 2, 2024
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Book

Why would you look up the definition of a book??
I like this book
by BigTortle January 15, 2019
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Book

I need a book, or I have saved up to get a book
by Big Boss 95 April 15, 2022
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read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.
Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis
by anonymous_two November 5, 2008
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thicktional book

i am no longer calling it the 'fictional book'. with the amount of hoo-ha coming out of theists, you need faith, or he works in mysterious ways, i am too dumb to read up on peer reviewed science, and there is no logic nor facts to go with it.. just beliefs; therefore, i am, from this point on, referring to it as the 'thick-tional book' with focus on the theist sheeple in a derogative way.
go read your thicktional book and find me proof of facts.
by sams2500 December 9, 2023
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