dingle surprise

The rapid and forceful ejection of berry-sized poops from the anus.

Ethan Anderson had a bad dingle surprise yesterday. I hope he feels better.

by Mr. Dr. Boss May 29, 2014

Queso Surprise

When a man begins to eat Cheez-its, and gets bored, so begins to masturbate. The jizz may land on either the Cheez-it or the man who is doing the action.

"Yeah I did a Queso Surprise earlier today and lemme tell you, that shit is insane."

by MonsieurPickle June 2, 2014

Super Cock Surprise

The act of putting a penis in someones mouth as they wake up. Being it a surprise

Ashley got a super cock surprise from james this morning.

by Slothicus The Messiah September 7, 2014

texas surprise

Taking a big dump in a toilet without flushing and leaving it for someone else to find.

I left a texas surprise for Dr. Ikpatt in his personal bathroom, he will never know it was me!

by Plausible Deniability September 27, 2014

shitty surprise

This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.

Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!

Guy 1: " Yeah, I gave her a Shitty Surprise last night"
Guy 2: "I did it the other week with my ex"

by mary poppins butthole October 26, 2014

Sock Surprise!

(verb) The act of placing a sock in your crotch area to simulate a rather large penis. You then head out to the clubs (or wherever) and grind on girls who then presume you are sporting a rather nice/large package. Upon bringing one home, as she begins to unbutton your pants, you brush her hand away...reach down to grab the sock out of your pants and (gently) whap it across her face while saying "sock surprise! bitch! I've got a small penis, now let's do it!"
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise

guy 1: Dude! that chick was hot last night...how'd you get her home?
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!

by james_m October 29, 2014

Dirty Sock Surprise

Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.

guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!

by james_m October 29, 2014