Four Second Forrester

Michael Scott has a problem. He can't stay up longer than 4 seconds...giving him the name "Four Second Forrester"

Dude, he's a Four Second Forrester
Hahahaha, not another one!!

by dirtheads101 March 31, 2011

sloppy seconds

Whenever a male is dating or marries a female who has already given birth to at least one child which was fathered by a different male, or has been through a divorce.

"I don't want anyone else's sloppy seconds!"

by protectmeaura August 23, 2019

second-cousin-twice-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's sibling's grandchild / Grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Grandparent's sibling's great-great-grandchild / Second-cousin's grandchild.

My second-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

Second uncle

Male cousin of mom or dad

Me and my second uncle are closer than my uncles

by 459395 April 10, 2023

Second Hand Abandonment

When your grandfather abandons your father when he’s a young age leaving him unable to do the things that dads are supposed to teach you and since he never taught your dad he can’t teach you what you’re supposed to know about being a man.

Ryan doesn’t know how to use a hammer because his dad’s dad abandoned his father leaving Ryan suffering from second hand abandonment.

by Owen66 February 23, 2022

Second-hand gay

When a straight person has so many gay friends they come off as one one.

Oh no I’m straight I just suffer from second-hand gay

by Zozowitduhbowbow November 27, 2019

I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds

Come on, she is my best fwend!!!

The bad excuse to talk to your fwend in cass

Come on, I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds

by VicenaryCave February 28, 2019