second floor ism

The ability to loose all touch with reality.

Ever since Joe went to the second floor he is so out of touch with everyone, it's like he's got second floor ism

by Stemsize December 17, 2021

Second of Truth

After engaging in sexual activities and ejaculating, there is a brief moment of clarity in one’s life where you see everything for what it is. This can lead people to realize that they want nothing to do with their sexual partner(s).

“After I busted my nut, the second of truth gave me a lot of clarity. I realized I hate my wife.”

by TheGodFather5 July 29, 2021

Second it

When you blow vape smoke into another persons mouth

Person one- “wanna second it?”
Person two- “yeah for sure”

by Downey mozza March 10, 2022

second-cousin-5X-removed

Second-cousin-five-times-removed (2C5R).

My second-cousin-5X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

30 second microwave job

A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds

That boy just got a 30 second microwave job

by Rodeogirl777 March 01, 2018

Hard 8s get second dates

The phrase used to define the experience and future likely hood of seeing an individual whom you have romantic feelings for, for a second time.

We had a great time he’s a solid 8 and hard 8s get second dates

by Damien Monroe October 06, 2019

second-hand sun

When you get your daily allotment of vitamin D from basking in an iridescent moon glow. Mostly pertaining to those living in overcast places who never get to see the sun...but for some reason always see the moon.

Ultra-white chic: "I don't have to worry about freckles since I tan in second-hand sun!"

Normal chic: "Yeah the 'Elven' look really works for you...how is 'Narnia' these days!"

by Skippychris December 08, 2010