canadian

a insult to humanity

fucking canadians...

by jimjohnbinbomb January 11, 2022

Canadian log jam

When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth.

I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.

I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.

by Jakelmoore January 12, 2023

Canadian Milk Bag-Phenomenon

When your nuts are so full of sperm you start dissociating

I totally got the Canadian Milk Bag-phenomenon and its only the 9th of november!

by Migger123 November 9, 2025

Canadian powerhouse

When you grind Denim on denim.. cause that’s mad static yo

Yo me and my girl Canadian powerhoused till my dick was raw.

by Sir der June 22, 2021

Canadian detox

The art of drilling a hole in a Canadian maple tree and using maple syrup as lube to fuck it.

Me: “Hey Ben I heard you broke your phone on Tuesday”
Ben: “Yeah but I’m on my Canadian detox era and I’ve never felt better”

by AbandonedPenguin November 30, 2024

Canadian yogurt

When a man takes the semen of a moose and mixes it with his semen and eats it or serves it to someone else

I gave friend a Canadian yogurt yesterday

by anonymous September 27, 2025

Canadian Maverick

When Justin Bieber gives/receives a chex-job to/from Sarah Palin. May result in anal problems in the future.

I saw Justin Bieber get a Canadian Maverick from Sarah Palin on TV last night. It was AMAZING.

by Fudreaux October 19, 2011