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used tampon

penis of ill-repute
Man: "Now how will I get a real life? I'm a used tampon. No woman will want me!" shrieks and cries out loud.
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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Fair use

Isn't going to convince me to not murder a kid over what you're doing here.
Hym "Yeah, fair use is not going get me to tolerate what is happening here and I'm not going to let you have it without paying."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
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Useful idiot

Often mistakenly attributed to Lenin, Stalin or Marx, the term was first used by US newspapers in 1948 and has little documented usage within the Soviet Union, meaning a third party who spreads propaganda or disinformation, usually unintentionally or without fully understanding the cause they're proselytizing for. Originally used during the cold war to refer to Western communist sympathisers, or those susceptible to communist propaganda, the term could be used today to refer to those spreading anti-vaccine misinformation echoed or amplified by Russian intelligence, or ,or Trump supporters acting on foreign-spread conspiracy theories about pizzas and child molesters. In any case, the person spreading the disinformation uses someone susceptable to the disinformation in order to spread it further
This useful idiot read online that Hilary Clinton is selling kids through this pizza place and now he's going down there to shoot it up.
by Dr MDrr February 22, 2021
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use the microwave

friend: "Hey did you use the microwave last night"
other friend: "HELL YEAH I DID! "
by jsurfs November 25, 2016
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our neighbors would hate us

“Our neighbors would hate us” basically means that if you and that person were dating the neighbors would hate you because you’re making so much noise. Usually sexually.
“If I was dating Ryan Gosling our neighbors would hate us.”
by thatonefeministbitch May 12, 2025
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among us

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by anonymous October 18, 2021
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used tampon

a penis that lacks discernment or any actual real taste in holes
"My used tampon almost went into the gutter last night. I had to save his one-eyed ass. You know he can't see that far!"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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