This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016
Get the Born in a bowling shoe mug.Handling minor tasks such as running errands or taking care of last minute details or random circumstances. Similar to tying loose ends concluding business making moves. Referencing the basic functions such as learning to tie your shoes as a child.
by AskGeeser August 20, 2016
Get the Tying Shoe Strings mug.
by Whigger164 August 3, 2016
Get the rainbow shoes mug.SUKIN DAT DICK!!!!
by Bob The Bob Dude May 14, 2016
Get the tying his shoe mug.by tiggytigwam January 20, 2018
Get the mississippi shoe shine mug.A dance move where one flicks their ankle in a left to right motion while bending forward towards said ankle, shimmying your shoulders and moving your hands as if you were shining your shoe
by shinemyshoe January 27, 2018
Get the Shine the shoe mug.