Shakespeare Shoes

A pair of shoes which are hella pointy or look like they're from the 1800s.

"Boy look at that lady's shoes Why are they so old and pointy"
"I know right... she's got Shakespeare shoes "

by [e-mail] November 2, 2017

I'm a shoe

When you don't care

Person1: Yooo, I got a new car!!!
Person2: I'm a shoe

by Vakhluev December 13, 2024

Shoe Booty

When sitting on your feet and or shoe the buttocks we'll be flat as a sole of a shoe.

Stop sitting on ya feet you gonna have Shoe Booty.

by Shoe bootie February 1, 2020

Shoes on the counter

A hoe who is to busy to put her shoes away in a normal place.

Look at that hoe Ashley, she just wildin with them shoes on the counter.

by Red Vader Eyes Ryan November 28, 2023

Mr Funny Shoes

A term used to a in denial gay man, who wears different coloured shoes of the same design at the same time. He claims this to be him expressing his individuality but in reality it’s his subconscious expression his closeted gayness.

“Oh here there he is again ,Mr Funny shoes, if he was any deeper in his closet he would be in Narnia”

by Buddahsquirtmiester January 20, 2025

Shoes

When you are comfortable around someone and they don't offend you.

Hey dude, you are shoes!

by pappapsgowling April 16, 2019

ghost shoes

A pair of white shoes, sometimes with a placard with the name of the victim, placed where the pedestrian died. Memorial of the person who was fatally injured at that location.

Today, I saw a new pair of ghost shoes on a utility pole at the intersection where that pedestrian was killed last week.

by graybiker October 26, 2022