dirty fruit salad 

making a fruit salad with supplies from your garden. for example using dirty water, leaves and sticks.

reiley: mom look at what i made you. a dirty fruit salad!!
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.

dirty fruit salad by unicorneggheadpony April 3, 2020

The Side House Salad 

When you round-house kick your bitch in the pussy then eat her ass.

Ayyy gurl let me side house that salad when you get back from the gym

"The Side House Salad"

The Side House Salad by Browntown769 February 11, 2021

Top-Rope Salad Tossing 

Jumping from an elevated surface and ground pounding your partners face with your ass.

Hey, want me to give you a top-rope salad tossing?

Top-Rope Salad Tossing by Wohpy February 26, 2021

San Francisco Salad 

The sexual act of tossing someone's salad after they have had diarrhea but before they have wiped their ass.

His favorite thing to eat was her San Francisco Salad

San Francisco Salad by Crank fucker June 18, 2021

mountain grove salad 

Taking your partner/ lover into the bedroom or jeep or destination of choice, making a quick or long romp session, finishing without much clean up that is quickly followed up with a trip to China grove for cashew chicken.

“Hey Carol, you see those two over there sitting by the windah?”
“Sure do Ken”
“They look tore up! Why their hair all messy and they look a bit sweaty and have a smell of something I ain’t bout to say”

“Welp Ken… looks like a typical Mountain Grove salad”

“All be, glad to see these youngins keeping it alive. Go panthers”

mountain grove salad by Dianne Keading 1969 November 30, 2021

Hamilton Egg Salad 

A phrase that only the smartest use, Hamilton egg salad can mean many things. The person who asks you, “do you agree with Hamilton egg salad?” Don’t be confused, cause the right answer is always googa or yes. But make sure the person who says this is ok and mentally stable.

“Hamilton egg salad.”
“What??”
“Hamilton. Egg. Salad.”

“What is a hamilton egg salad”
“When the ham or of the salad of Hamilton.”

Hamilton Egg Salad by ARRGHHH September 9, 2023

Too many hands in the salad bowl 

1. Too many opinions; back off.
2. Slow the fuck down.

1. Stop it, Jake. You’re confusing me! You got too many hands in the goddamn salad bowl!
2. TSA Agent: Folks, one at a time please. We’re getting’ too many hands in the salad bowl.

Too many hands in the salad bowl by Jaypolka June 13, 2021