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boss sandwich 

That open-faced 5 meat beast my buddy makes is a boss sandwich
boss sandwich by Jhanathan February 2, 2009

cock muscle sandwich 

I've got somthing you can eat, a cock muscle sandwich
cock muscle sandwich by waldo December 4, 2003

Western Sandwich 

A Western Sandwich is when you drop a really, really wet mud gremlin (wet shit), preferably diarrhea. Then don't wipe and stick someones nose in the crevice of your anus. In turn, their nose will look like really saucy chicken wings.
There are many different versions of the Western Sandwich, you can get it with the crust off (when someone has been constipated for several weeks and has a really dry ass), and you can also get many additions, such as ketchup (blood), mustard (urine), and mayonnaise (semen). Any other additions are up to the giver of the Western Sandwich.
"My life was fulfilled when I received a Western Sandwich from my close friend"

"Hey man, how much for a Western Sandwich?" "Only $3.65!", "Wow, that's a very good rate"

"Can I have my Western Sandwich with the crust off"

"Can I get some extra ketchup and mustard on that Western please"

"I'll take an extra sloppy Western Sandwich please, WITH MAYONNAISE!"

"That Western Sandwich took like 3 hours to get off my nose, BUT I LIKED IT!"

"Dude, Western Sandwiches are taking over my life, it's like, all I think about is receiving one..." "FROM MY SIBLINGS!"

"Eww Dude, Sibling Western Sandwiches are gross"

"Can I get a Western Sandwich with everything on it! INCLUDING RELISH AND ANCHOVIES!"

Western Sandwich by b shock July 26, 2007

loose meat sandwich

A 3 way involving fat people. No penetration takes place due to inverted dicks. Sometimes a roll of skin gets a little extra play and 2 pounds of butter is a must
Last night I walked in on a loose meat sandwich and threw up.
loose meat sandwich by dirtymind 92 September 28, 2013

Knuckle Sandwich 

1.) To strike someone in the mouth with a fist.

2.) To ejaculate "knuckle children" (semen) onto a sandwich and then feed it to some unknowing individual.
1.) Jimmy was running his fucking mouth so I gave him a knuckle sandwich.

2.) Jimmy was running his fucking mouth so I gave him a knuckle sandwich.

You see either way its about the same. In example number one you have punched him in his mouth and example two you have made him ingest your hot and salty jizz.
Knuckle Sandwich by AndyCapp March 25, 2010

cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich 

When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.
Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same

_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."