I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass 

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Just Put the Money in the Bag Bro

Based on just put the fries in the bag, you say this a s a synonym for just get to the point bro.

I got this idea from this scenario that I created while eating dinner today, imagine two criminals robbing a bank, they must be as swift as possible, but one is distracted talking shit like "Oh this moneys boutta change my life!" The other would say "YO! Just put the money in the bag bro"

(Person 1) "Ok so let me tell you this INSANE thing that just happened to me today, oh before that let me tell you about the time when...."
(Person 2) "Just put the money in the bag bro..."

Just Put the Money in the Bag Bro by QazaPlaza November 6, 2025

Connor put your phone away please.

A phrase indicating a young individual is misbehaving in the classroom and is using his phone instead of of focusing like a gentleman

Connor put your phone away please.

Connor put your phone away please. by Brian the Gentleman December 18, 2025

Kenya put your jaws on my balls!

Can you put your jaws on my balls! but kenya replaces can you

Yin: Hey Wubbzy
Wubbzy: What?
Yin: Kenya put your jaws on my balls!

Kenya put your jaws on my balls! by paulhlki2025 April 18, 2026

pull and put 

a collective act of pulling out a fresh condom from a pre-ripped package and putting on your piece in one unified motion

He complimented me on my top-notch execution of the pull and put outside his dorm room window.

pull and put by tomshray August 4, 2009

I'll Put That In My Notes 

The proper way to respond to pointless internet argument, consisting of insults being thrown around. Usually used to end the conversation.

Person 1: You're so fucking stupid.
Person 2: I'll put that in my notes.

"I'll put that in my notes."

I'll Put That In My Notes by Your Sister March 7, 2015

Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot 

To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade

Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"

Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot by BQuanchi November 4, 2015