Face punch

punching yourself or someone else in the face. Making it highly amusing and entertaining.

1. "cause now I see your face punch, punch"
2. "I just need someone to face punch me and I'll realize that I'm being an idiot."

by sexyJ. January 10, 2010

floor punch

The outward emotinal expression of an emo in distress.

E. Moe got so pissed when he broke up with his gf that his floor punch broke his hand.

by Corey L. July 23, 2006

soccer punch

When you get "punched" (hit) in the face/head with a soccer ball

1: You okay man?
2: Yeah, I just got soccer punched in the last minute

by that one umbrella February 24, 2017

anus punch

a punch straight to the big round floppy anus of caroline.

that caroline looks like she needs an anus punch!

by caroline avila August 21, 2011

fetus punch

if you're doing a pregnant chick and you are about to cum, you hit her in the stomach so she clinches her pussy real tight around your cock.

i was sloppy drunk and having a hard time getting off with this pregnant 16 year old, so i fetus punched her. that solved my problem.

by dave July 18, 2003

Fetus Punching

The act of punching some one so hard in the stomach, that they make a strange squealing noise before falling to the ground, writhing in pain.

Friend 1: I swear to God! If you even try to do that, I will Fetus Punch you so hard!
Friend 2: HAHAHHAhAHHAHAHA(Tries to rape his friend.)
(Friend 1 punches his friend in the fetus.)
Friend 2: SQUAAALLLLLGLGLGHHHHHH!!!!!
(Friend 2 falls to the ground in pain.)
Friend 2: FETUS PUNCHING IS NOT COOL MAN!!!

by Spoony McSpooner! November 21, 2009

Skank Punch

Similar to "bitch slap" but definitely much more aggressive in nature. Unlike a bitch slap which might happen without warning, the skank punch should undoubtedly be prefaced with a verbal warning such as, "you better watch out before you get skank punched!" or the simple yet affective, "DON'T GET SKANK PUNCHED!"

My roommate came home last night and wouldn't shut up so I told him he was gonna get skank punched.

by Daniel in Texas January 1, 2009