Fent Pose

Pose invented by RJ in 2004 by slumping over while standing up

That cracked was hitting a Fent pose in the middle of the sidewalk

by Yung Shredd July 31, 2024

Guitar Poser

A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.

These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.

Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face

by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024

Hustler pose

Posing for a picture in a manner that Hustler Magazine popularized, that differentiated themselves from other nude magazines at the infancy of porn. Basically a vagina lips spreading picture.

“Send me a hustler pose pic.” Or “That’s a hustler pose!”

by KoreanKielbasa April 8, 2024

Bogus poser

A phrase usually used to describe someone that acts foolishly or commits unwise actions.

After acting foolishly in his class, Carl was labeled a bogus poser by his classmates.

by Lrocthestoner April 9, 2024

Sticker poser

Someone that buys a sticker pack online, and then stickers up their laptop or water bottle.

The opposite of a true sticker connoisseur, who goes to cool stores locally, and when traveling, and purchases genuinely, unique stickers.

Bonkowski is definitely a sticker poser. Dude bought a six dollar sticker pack online, to sticker up his laptop, and now he thinks he’s cool.

by Mr. Quackens February 27, 2026

Pass Pose

When Anish starts tweaking over insignificant things and lets minute details affect his life. You get a Pass Pose

Anish is the biggest pass pose I've ever met.

by HarishAura September 14, 2024

the polease

African American pronunciation of the world "police"
Instead of saying "puhlees" they say "poulees"

"Ay watch out man the polease are right behind us!"

by DisBuilder February 22, 2025