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pilly packer

a slang term for male genitalia which was originally used by actor Martin Lawrence on Feb. 19, 1994 during his notorious monologue on SNL that resulted in him getting banned from NBC.
Crystal: "hey girl, how did things go with Tim last night? did you get the D?"

Tyshawnda: "Girl! BARELY! His pilly packer was too small! It barely made it in and Tim couldn't stay hard!"

Crystal: "dang girl, I'm sorry"

Tyshawnda: "Yeah, the pilly packer wasn't satisfying."
by Nona.rosegold October 12, 2017
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Strawberry Picker

the act of retrieving a bloody tampon from a girls vagina and fucking them til your cock falls off mid way through that horrific time of the month.
"Me and the fellas went strawberry pickin' last night and they were as ripe as veronica vaughns ass"

"Me mates call me strawb, short for strawberry picker, coz i pick heaps of strawberries"
by qball da blumpkin king April 20, 2018
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Ass Packer

One who packs another males ass, it's an insult so they don't really need to for you to call them it.
Someone calls you stupid...
You say, "Shut up ya stupid ass packer
by Vanilla Gorilla January 25, 2005
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peckerwood

Peckerwood: Someone who has a tiny penis, skinny, and pen shaped.
Bart has a peckerwood, his last girlfriend told me how small it was!

Girl: He had tiny penis!
Girl2: HAHAHAH I'm going to tell everyone!
girl: HAHAH yah, his cock looked like a tiny little pen.
Girl2: HAHAHA Thats called a peckerwood!
by b250 December 6, 2006
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Pucker Factor

When an EMT or Paramedic arrives on scene of a call and the first impression of the patient is called the Pucker Factor. The Pucker can be visual as well as nasal. A person who has taken a dump in their pants can lead to a pucker factor, not only of the butt hole but of the nasal passages as well, depending upon whether the EMT or Paramedic is a green rookie or a seasoned veteran. The higher the pucker factor of the EMS providers on scene, the more urgent the need for rapid and immediate transport to a hospital. A partial amputation would have a pucker factor of a 5 or 6 whereas a complete amputation would have a pucker factor of a 7 or an 8.
EMT1: What was that call last night, I heard it go out but I was out of town?
EMT2: It was a victim of pretty serious fall at the construction site over on Third Street.
EMT1: Damn, how bad was it?
EMT2: The way he landed, he was all twisted up like a pretzel. It gave me a pucker factor of six right away.
EMT1: No shit, so what did you guys do?
EMT2: I called dispatch to get fly the bird right away.
EMT1: Wow, no shit. I wish I had been there.
by Jay Dog February 2, 2010
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gas packer

Gas packing is when youre fuckin a bitch in the ass and she passes gas. At which point you get mad and donkey punch her in the back of the head and while knocked out you pack all the gas back in.
carm: "hey rick what did you do last night?"
rick: "i was at my bitch's house for a sleepover fucking and she pissed me off while we were anal'ing so i pulled a gas packer on that bitch"
carm: "oh...kickass!"
by Carmine and Rick December 9, 2008
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Fudge Packer

Someone who drives really close behind me.
If this fudge packer doesnt like how slow im driving he can go around me.
by jondySauce March 14, 2010
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