a slang term for male genitalia which was originally used by actor Martin Lawrence on Feb. 19, 1994 during his notorious monologue on SNL that resulted in him getting banned from NBC.
Crystal: "hey girl, how did things go with Tim last night? did you get the D?"
Tyshawnda: "Girl! BARELY! His pilly packer was too small! It barely made it in and Tim couldn't stay hard!"
Crystal: "dang girl, I'm sorry"
Tyshawnda: "Yeah, the pilly packer wasn't satisfying."
Tyshawnda: "Girl! BARELY! His pilly packer was too small! It barely made it in and Tim couldn't stay hard!"
Crystal: "dang girl, I'm sorry"
Tyshawnda: "Yeah, the pilly packer wasn't satisfying."
by Nona.rosegold October 12, 2017
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"Me and the fellas went strawberry pickin' last night and they were as ripe as veronica vaughns ass"
"Me mates call me strawb, short for strawberry picker, coz i pick heaps of strawberries"
"Me mates call me strawb, short for strawberry picker, coz i pick heaps of strawberries"
by qball da blumpkin king April 20, 2018
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One who packs another males ass, it's an insult so they don't really need to for you to call them it.
by Vanilla Gorilla January 25, 2005
Get the Ass Packer mug.Bart has a peckerwood, his last girlfriend told me how small it was!
Girl: He had tiny penis!
Girl2: HAHAHAH I'm going to tell everyone!
girl: HAHAH yah, his cock looked like a tiny little pen.
Girl2: HAHAHA Thats called a peckerwood!
Girl: He had tiny penis!
Girl2: HAHAHAH I'm going to tell everyone!
girl: HAHAH yah, his cock looked like a tiny little pen.
Girl2: HAHAHA Thats called a peckerwood!
by b250 December 6, 2006
Get the peckerwood mug.When an EMT or Paramedic arrives on scene of a call and the first impression of the patient is called the Pucker Factor. The Pucker can be visual as well as nasal. A person who has taken a dump in their pants can lead to a pucker factor, not only of the butt hole but of the nasal passages as well, depending upon whether the EMT or Paramedic is a green rookie or a seasoned veteran. The higher the pucker factor of the EMS providers on scene, the more urgent the need for rapid and immediate transport to a hospital. A partial amputation would have a pucker factor of a 5 or 6 whereas a complete amputation would have a pucker factor of a 7 or an 8.
EMT1: What was that call last night, I heard it go out but I was out of town?
EMT2: It was a victim of pretty serious fall at the construction site over on Third Street.
EMT1: Damn, how bad was it?
EMT2: The way he landed, he was all twisted up like a pretzel. It gave me a pucker factor of six right away.
EMT1: No shit, so what did you guys do?
EMT2: I called dispatch to get fly the bird right away.
EMT1: Wow, no shit. I wish I had been there.
EMT2: It was a victim of pretty serious fall at the construction site over on Third Street.
EMT1: Damn, how bad was it?
EMT2: The way he landed, he was all twisted up like a pretzel. It gave me a pucker factor of six right away.
EMT1: No shit, so what did you guys do?
EMT2: I called dispatch to get fly the bird right away.
EMT1: Wow, no shit. I wish I had been there.
by Jay Dog February 2, 2010
Get the Pucker Factor mug.Gas packing is when youre fuckin a bitch in the ass and she passes gas. At which point you get mad and donkey punch her in the back of the head and while knocked out you pack all the gas back in.
carm: "hey rick what did you do last night?"
rick: "i was at my bitch's house for a sleepover fucking and she pissed me off while we were anal'ing so i pulled a gas packer on that bitch"
carm: "oh...kickass!"
rick: "i was at my bitch's house for a sleepover fucking and she pissed me off while we were anal'ing so i pulled a gas packer on that bitch"
carm: "oh...kickass!"
by Carmine and Rick December 9, 2008
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