pat's mom

Used to describe a very hott mother, such as pat's mom.

Do have you seen pat's mom? she fly as fuck

Or

Did you just say pat's mom was "fly as fuck"? Wow you're a fucking homo

by moms'tap November 27, 2007

Mom Hole

The hole from which a woman will gain the title of Mom...or, a vagina.

example a.
Take a look at that mom hole in the centerfold! WOOWEE!!

example b.
Screw you in your mom hole you punk!

by The Tiniest Pony May 22, 2009

Hockey mom

A Canadian version of a soccer mom.


soccer mom

Sarah Palin: I'm a hockey mom that everyone can relate to!

by Naive Child February 19, 2009

Mom Ass

What becomes of a butt wearing Mom Jeans.

This is encouraged by pulling your jeans up to your belly button. You will notice that the ass looks elongated and flat.

This is not sexy. This is not even attractive.

Girl, you've got Mom Ass in those jeans!

by saltydogg087 October 27, 2010

noah's mom

That sexy piece of flesh that everyone screws all night.

I got all in noah's mom last night. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!

by Josh February 3, 2004

Single Mom

A cocktail composed of apple juice, vodka, and crushed ice. Traditionally served with breakfast, or on an airplane, when there is no longer orange juice available.

I had a single mom before breakfast this morning. I can't wait to have another on the flight to DC!

by tedwhat April 21, 2010

mom-e

the mom you become after your kids leave for college (and in some cases high school).

You can only communicate via texts and emails otherwise you never hear from them.

Celia is has morphed into mom-e, her son never answers his phone she has to text him to hear about his life.

by cezz January 5, 2009