wet cosmo

When a woman is fondling you and uses your man fluid as lubricant and shoves it up your ass

As i ejaculated, this bitch asked me if i want a wet cosmo and the shoved her finger up my ass

by Wet Cosmo April 4, 2017

Wet Wendy

A Wet Wendy is the act of a wet willy but performed with a clitoris instead of a finger.

"I gave my girlfriend, so she one upped me with a wet wendy. I still can't get the moisture out."

by turbo_moisture January 28, 2020

Wet Brownie

Stick your dick as far into their butt as possible and sloppy diarrhea into their peehole. Do this with no lube to create a natural lube to usse in their mouth.

I just girlfriend gave me a wet Brownie and filled my peehole with poop so it was brown cum.

by Keeblergiant August 11, 2023

wet salami

(n.) A term to describe when a male is so intoxicated, his meat, a.k.a. male member or male genitlia, no longer has the ability to harden or stiffen. So the male must beat his "salami" on his partner in an attempt to beat it into excitement to harden or stiffen to perform coitus.

Dude. I was so drunk last night, I had to beat my wet salami on her ass to get it up

by TucJoe January 15, 2017

Wet Tamale

A particularly juicy, wet turd induced by gut wrenching Mexican food.

Cinco was awesome this year but the wet tamale experience the next day, not so much.

I paid that dirty prostitute $50 to take a dump on my glass table while I watched underneath and she pinched a wet tamale. Took a whole bottle of windex to get it streak free.

by Dick Onchin February 7, 2022

Wet regret

The feeling of which a lesbian is disappointed or unsatisfied which her most recent sexual encounter.

'OMG Cheryl I can't believe what I did last night! I'm filled with so much wet regret right now'

by Lesgo Tegan January 5, 2017

Wet Grab

When someone is unhappily crying and a person goes to comfort them, the comfort evolves into a snog, fingerblast or a shag.

"I'll never see you again."

"It's fine, there there."

(hug ensues followed by a reach down to grab ass)

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got wet grabbed.

by Mikhail Galinichenko October 28, 2019