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John Edwards

Cuckoo. The pot calling the kettle black. A disgusting and hypocritical trial lawyer who got rich by suing health care providers who is now ironically in the US Senate and running for President of the United States as a Democrat. Whoda thunk it? He attacked other rich persons, particularly George W. Bush for allegedly being out of touch with mainstream America, claiming he (Edwards) is "the only middle class American in the Presidential race", yet he is not just one of North Carolina’s richest persons but considered the “most affluent” candidate for the 2008 election. He’s is a laughingstock, hypocrite and a liar.
John Edwards is John Kerry's buttbuddy. They are two peas in a pod. They were both losers in the 2004 Presidential election.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 5, 2007
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John Lennon

1. Sexiest man in history, as well as the sexiest man there will ever be.
2. "Founder", you could say, of the Beatles.
3. Bigger than Jesus, as are the other three Beatles, too.
4. Definitely cuter than Paul. (In reference to V.S. Eliot's entry on John Lennon.)
5. Too good for Yoko.
Why does everyone think Paul is like, super adorable? (Well, he is, but I don't think he's cuter than say, Ringo and John.) I think John Lennon is cuter than Paul McCartney! I mean, Paul is a very close second, but Johnny's SO SUPER CUTE! As well as effin' sexy.
by Mrs. Lennon April 13, 2009
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John lennon

The self proclaimed 'King of Hippies' according to Cartman.
"Are you telling us that this book is filthy, inappropriate and made a guy shoot the king of hippies? Can we read it right now?"
-Cartman talking about the catcher in the rye and John Lennon
by S.McBoogerBalls July 8, 2010
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John Hock

How you tell someone/describe someone as becoming utterly obsessed with Stickam and should stop AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Person 1: OMGOMGOGM, 10 MORE FRIENDS ON STICKAM!
Person 2: Holy shit, you're turning into John Hock.
Person 1: STFU! I'm going to tell Sticky on you!
Person 2: .....
by LOLOLOLstickam October 23, 2008
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farmer john

The act of blowing mucus/snot out of your nose by pinching one nostirl and exhaling violently out of the other nostril. Aka snot rocket.
I didn't have any tissues so I just gave it the old farmer john right on the sidewalk.
by Jeb Eastwood March 22, 2008
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John Paul

John the bomb , he is known for having a huge cock and big long baths , he loves chicken and shags
You are such a John Paul , we love you.
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Johns Creek

The chillest city on earth. Full of Polo bros and athletes. Only the rich and the whites survive here. The population is starting to because very densely populated with chinky eyed bastards, which causes the city's nick name...Johns Korea. The fight for Marijuana and J-Dub is a daily task as the White kids drive their BMW or lifted jeeps to the closest dealer. There is also an abundance of police which keeps the game of life interesting. Only the skilled will survive. The ultimate city to live in.
-"Dude you are so fly with that Polo"

-"Thanks bro its because I am an OG from the JC"

-"JC?"

-"Yeeeaaaaaahhhhh Johns Creek homie"
by The SGT February 26, 2011
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