Noodle slurper

an Italian person who cooks and eats pasta, just all Italians in general.

person 1: "Hey is this Italian approved?"

person 2: "noodle slurper certified"

by kittycatkittykittymeow February 7, 2023

Danger noodle

Danger noodle also known as Blitz! (goes by he/they) is a transmasc!

He's my serotonin(happiness drug thing) and one of the most important things in my life<3

Hh im so sad..

danger noodle has messaged you

yay danger noodle!

by nari!<3 October 13, 2021

foodle your noodle

Verb: The act of fapping in a particularly creepy manner.

Herbert the pervert: Cone over here little boy. Let me foodle your noodle.

by ViSiX May 19, 2014

Noodle

A completely useless piece of trash.

Something or someone that is of no use to anyone and has no value.

Felipe: Why do we call him Noodle?
Misfit: He's about as efficient as a noodle. He squirms around, hes gross, just useless.

by Flint Mathews June 3, 2020

distraction noodle

A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.

"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".

by redmedicine August 23, 2015

Frooty Noodle

An STD

Bob: Awe man! Sally gave me a frooty noodle last night! D:
Dave: Man, she gave me a frooty noodle too..
Bob: Wait...whaat? o-o

by fLOPPYcAT November 24, 2018

Noodle Girl

"Noodle Girls" are girls/women who have been knocked out cold limp as a 'wet noodle'. Be it sports anesthetic, or other means.

Becky was a total noodle girl after taking a softball to the face.

by KPillionaireProduction.com April 12, 2015