the cookie monster

when one eats cookies, then laughs so hard, that the cookie actually comes out their nose..and then later drinks a monster and laughs again, and the monster shoots out of their nose.

"dont laugh too hard, you might pull the cookie monster again"

by pacoskts April 8, 2009

cookie love

A Dj who uses the word "Yeah" as a Sexual weapon

" im gonna give you the biggest Yeah of you whole damm life" said cookie love

by cd+kel November 10, 2006

bear cookie

When you fuck a chick in the ass and stick it in her ear then get some wax on it then shove it down her throat, then she shaves her legs and puts the hair down her throat and she blows you

Dude i just got the best bear cookie ever

by FHuahqwuigaqiubf October 29, 2007

eating cookies

When the butt cheeks of a person are "eating cookies" they are swallowing up the pants and lumps of fat are visible.

WHOA!!! Yolanda is seriously eating cookies dog, even Atkins couldn't help that.

by BStalker July 17, 2007

cookies and cream

Taking a shit onto a guys chest and having him ejaculate all over the shit then having his partner eat it. Afterwords making out with him.

Wow, i really enjoyed eating cookies and cream last night after amazing hot sex.

by Wayneld iz from flint May 30, 2010

blood cookie

to cut ones wrists and bake into a cookie.

my friend was sad so i made him a blood cookie.

by kello125 January 16, 2008

Crack cookies

Cookie that contain a white substance that is highly addictive and eating them will lead to people calling you “Cookie Monster.”

Elmo: Hey Big Bird, got the good stuff?
Big Bird: Had some crack cookies, but Cookie Monster ate them all.
Elmo: *gives Cookie Monster the death stare* that crackhead

by snortcocaina February 24, 2020