Ninja Dicking

Whe your are accused of have sex with someone you didnt. You were so good and slick that you didnt even know you had sex with her.

"I didnt have sex with her!"

" must be that ninja dicking."

by Mr. Lunch box June 26, 2017

Ninja Dart

When enter a room unseen, occupied by 3 or more people, and ejaculate on someone then leave with out being seen.

I can't wait to ninja dart that bitch tonight!

by Mudmanjr June 12, 2018

Ninja, Please!

A word used to replace the words Negro and Nigger. A cover-up for racial slurs.

Nova- Look at you with your rat-nest-ass-looking hair.

White girl*Emma"-Ninja, Please! You can't even deal with your natural hair so you always have it horribly braided
Nova-*can't say anything about what she said because she didn't say the actual racist word.

by Ivy Belle December 3, 2022

lewd ninja

Someone who shamelessly sends lewd images to people that like pornography and is proud of it.

"I'm going to talk to my lewd ninja to see if he has any hentai for me."

by LewdNinja January 15, 2020

crack ninja

1. Individual who is stealthy in the act of taking photos of people's butt crack in public.

2. Mass Effect race, Human Male Infiltrator, runs around like a person on crack. The character can also be invisible like a ninja.

"George Clooney's crack was on TMZ thanks to the crack ninja."
"Dude, I'm running around this map like a crack ninja."

by KaitlynNTom January 30, 2014

Brush Ninja

A person (usually a hiker) who goes where they please, sneaking though the brush on private property to get to their destination.

David's a brush ninja, he cut through that farmers land to get to granite mountain.

by hiking guy March 19, 2017

Ninja Shit

When you take a fast, odorless, silent shit that has almost no residue when wiping.

I had to take a shit at school and it was a Ninja Shit, thank god.

by Osi777gt March 22, 2021