Open Minded

JFK

What did the Italian Carcano M91/38 say to JFK , "You gotta be more open minded"

by Im/Him190 May 3, 2023

Ell minded

People who pronounce the sound "il" like "el"

Ex. Ellegal

Person 1: I love Ellinois
Person 2: *pulls out a fucking shotgun* you ell minded worgjhlaiwr;filaerhguwre.ghapeurhflusdhflishgiulareghsluaerghlesurghsufgilsuerglghlseiruh

by Zingle Zimbabwean May 6, 2023

distant mind

The official title of an indie horror teen graphic novel. In Distant Mind, a teenager named Micah Myriad discovers that he has latent abilities to communicate with the deceased. Shenanigans ensue afterwards.

Hey man, have you read the newest Distant Mind issue?
It fuckin rocks!

by haimerei13! August 29, 2023

Have you lost your fucking mind !

its an expression you say when you are surprised and Shocked at the same time.

person 1 : i took your gold and sold it so i can buy a car

person 2 : Have you lost your fucking mind ! who did you ask !

by ghostoman August 31, 2023

Mind fockle

When you fuck someone’s brains out and they don’t know what’s going on after the good dickin

Heath: “I mind fockled her last night. She couldn’t put together a sentence or walk. She looked like Bambi walking”

Dan: “She was a crippled retard Heath”

by MikeJones69420 September 6, 2023

Neumann Mind-Fuck

When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.

Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"

I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023

Mind Your Own Business

Something alot of people cannot do
Another word for "leave me alone" and/or "You shouldn't be involved in this"

Person: "what are you talking about?"

Person 2: "its nothing, mind your own business"

by anonymous September 25, 2023