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The Life Of A Penis

The Life Of A Penis
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
by BANANANANANANANNANANANANANANA January 14, 2022
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15 to life

When an offender is sentenced to serve a term of 15 years to life.
“Yeah, Walter got sentenced to 15 to life while covering for Jesse.”
“Damn, I woulda let Jesse go.”
by digbick41 June 19, 2023
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ho life

When you are in the lifestyle of trading sexual favor for monetary gains.

Any person that’s in it (the game strictly for the Money. Anna Nicole Smith portrays the higher end of this in her ultimate trophy wife marriage. You thivk a wife can’t be a ho? Sure she can when she’s in it for the money. Also refers to the life style of the common street walker, escort, Hooker. Can be used to indicate sex for money lifestyle of any gender
Ho life,ho, thug life , gfe, prostitute
by Ohexaultedone October 29, 2017
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thug life

2pac has a tattoo dat says THUG LIFE across his stomach which means "The Hate U Gave Lil Infants Fucks Everybody"
2pacs tattoo
by Jessica December 7, 2003
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Dongle life

When a corporation intentionally limits what you can/cannot do with your electronic device and people just passively accept that as life.
C'mon Apple, we've been living the dongle life for years, carrying all these extra cables and adapters with us only because we have one damn port. I think about it's time that we (the consumers) had enough of this.
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Bro-Life

adjective; The idea that a man should actively live for his brothers and compatriots, especially in situations in which females, or bitches, are concerned.
Bret: Yo Mitt, you should totally get with Sasha, her boyfriend is out of town.

Mitt: No man, I am Bro-Life. Imma make sure she gets home safe, then sleep with her best friend.

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Keith: I just won 2 tickets to the Rose Bowl. Now who do I take, my girl, or my bro?

Zach: Dude, are you Bro-Life or not? C'mon

Keith: You're right broham, let's pack!
by La cabeza del fuego January 10, 2012
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Plug Life

Mike: George has all the connects, he’s always networking or surrounded by bosses.

Dre: Oh yea that’s just George living that plug life.
by The Connect April 30, 2019
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