by Exmormonnick May 08, 2022
by Exmormonnick May 08, 2022
(verb) to literally get wasted and high, and, as a consequence, go berserk on someone for no apparent reason
don't jump bazinga on me
by Sexydimma February 03, 2020
Often mistaken as a mosh pit,a jump pit is a faux like mosh activity that typically involves people just jumping up in the air making no real contact with eachother because the people involved are to anxious or cowardly to start a real mosh pit.These types of pits usually occur with garbage hippie bands who draw in alot of 140-160lbs dudes who have wolfcuts and wear circle shades
"Man that mosh pit at the concert was awesome" exclaimed Noah,"tf are you talking about everyone was just jumping up in the air like they were about to piss themselves,that wasnt a mosh pit you coward that was a jump pit."
by Cripplecrawler February 19, 2022
Fool, yo momma jumped Cecil's nuts! Man: Baby, you can jump my nuts! Woman: I'm gonna jump yo fucking nuts Cecil! Let me jump your nuts!
by SourPatch12 November 17, 2018
girl: omg guess what! it’s november 12th! you know what that means..
bestie: oh no..ITS NATIONAL JUMP YOUR BESTIE DAY
girl: *jumps bestie*
bestie: oh no..ITS NATIONAL JUMP YOUR BESTIE DAY
girl: *jumps bestie*
by Lotuslightlili November 10, 2022
The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.
My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.
by zolabean February 08, 2011