Tuck jump

The initial forward progress taking towards having your penis cut off.

I had been considering changing my gender to become a female, for a long time. But I finally went forward and made the tuck jump.

by Red jiggy January 8, 2019

Jump nap

When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then falls asleep all while on the toilet

Josh went and took another jump nap while his coworkers were busy

by AnonRS001 April 1, 2022

Jumped

1. Getting brutally hurt and attacked, typically by two or more persons at the same time.

Come help me, I’m getting jumped by Keisha, Mia, & Ava!

by anonymous October 11, 2024

cliff jumping

Something Natasha Romanoff did in endgame

"Natasha died because she went cliff jumping"

by gayweirdo_AshePugh September 2, 2021

Mario Jumped

Having a Cobold Rape your face in a game of Dnd

The Elf was mario jumped, and then ridiculed by all his friends.

by FlimsyYam November 23, 2010

23 jump street

It's Not 73 jump street.

A Biblical testimony of fraternity—featuring two brothers’ fervent fellowship that started in the Korean Church that carried over to the Vietnamese Church in front of the Jesus.

Doug: Now we movin to 23 jump street?

* * *
Doug: Wow! look at that! It looks like a cube of Ice!

Cpt. Dickson: **whilst holding a Sword of the Spirit** We Jump Street, and we ‘bout to jump in yo Book (of Psalms)

Jimko: uh oh, co-ed bathrooms.
Nustin: Fun. I’m not gonna take a dump the entire time we’re here

Doug: Hey, listen! There’s a grenade in my shorts!
Tito: Is that is?
Doug: That’s my dog!
Tito: What about that?
Doug: That’s my dog also!

Mercedes: Are we about to kiss?
Tito: FLAKAY SALMON!!!!!! **holding up a flaky salmon**

by dasflyinturtleesq March 12, 2019

Bloody Jump Start

When you’re having sex with a girl while she’s on her period and you connect jumper cables to each other, the negative side to the woman and the positive to the man. When the man inserts his penis it creates a current of electricity.

Frank: “Bro, I heard you and Jenna did the bloody Jump Start last week! How was it?”
Bro: “shocking.”

by The Door Dude June 10, 2024