No Sky July

No Sky July is a mainly Southern California term for a weather pattern that results in cloudy, overcast skies with cool temperatures the summer. Low-altitude stratus clouds form over the cool water of the California Current, and spread overnight into the coastal regions of California.
S.a. : June Gloom, May Gray, Graypril, Fogust

Tourist: What's up with this weather. Where is the sun?
Local: This is our No Sky July. We've just entered into winter in California. You'll be very lucky if you see the sun at all the next month.

by Bloody42Mary January 28, 2024

July 9th

greatest person ever born.will have the characterstics to be the most beatiful ever in mankind

if you are born on july 9th you are very special

by YOU ARE THE BESTT!!! February 3, 2024

July 15

The best day to be born,people born on this day are the best type of people and will be very successful and do well in life

I was born on the best day alive. JULY 15th

by Michael2003 April 5, 2023

July 11

National Free Slurpee Day!
If your born on this day that means you get a free slurpee!

person 1: I’m born on July 11
person 2: you can get a free slurpee!

by b r e e e e e e e e April 6, 2023

july 3rd

national smegma day, today is the day where smegma is appreciated and normalized

Guy1: yo its july 3rd, what color is your smegma

Guy2: its purple, what about yours?

Guy1: piss yellow, wanna make out?

by Tophy_ayylmao April 8, 2023

July 10

National kiss your bsf that’s now your gf day! 🥵

Aww thanks for the kiss by why.
It’s July 10th National kiss your bsf that’s now your gf day!
Ohhh

by Justinisgoofy April 11, 2023

July 31

National Heiffer Day
Fat bulky women that dress like fucking whores.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT BITCHES RUNNING AROUND? MUST BE JULY 31st.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT WHORES? OH WAIT ITS NATIONAL HEIFFER DAY!!!
THIS FAT BITCH IS SO FUCKING UGLY WHY SHE HERE? SHE SUPPORTING HER DAY!!!!!
I HATE THESE FAT HEIFFERS BUT ITS THEIR DAY SO WHATEVA.

by fatwhorebiothvhchoochluva April 24, 2023