NATIONAL JONAH WILL DAY

Day to give money to jonahwill cause he's swag

Oo it's NATIONAL JONAH WILL DAY I should give him my twitch prime

by Forbiddenem October 7, 2021

Au’jonai

Au’jonai is the most nicest person ever and very comfortable to be around and very beautiful but doubt themselves

Hi Au’jonai you’re very nice to me i’m glad to have you in my life.

by Mary on a cross August 31, 2022

Dirty Jonah

Putting your whole head into another man’s asshole while stroking his cock with your feet

Me and Brett did a dirty Jonah the other day

by Youngmoneylove April 23, 2024

Swallow the Jonah

When you receive oral sex as you're scuba diving or snorkeling with whale sharks. In order for it to be a true Swallow the Jonah, you must reach full climax and your partner must swallow most, but not all of your discharge. The left over is obviously for the whale sharks.

She performed a Swallow the Jonah, not once, but twice while scuba diving off Mexico.

by TheJonah August 7, 2019

Jedi Knight Jonah

Some one who stream shittie games and is a wanted Sexual Criminal in 69 Countries. No one likes him and he usually is very fucking fat. He hates niggas and Jews. Often rape minors and overall is a Crack addict

Omg you love fucking kids??? Your such a Jedi knight Jonah

by Jews69187 nigga November 7, 2022

Pulling a Jonah

When your friend decides too not join or ignores your response/messages/calls to hop online despite wanting too earlier

“Dammit Dude Jonah’s pulling a Jonah right now”

by CombatantCarlton March 5, 2024

J. Jonah Jameson

Someone who demands to see a picture of in social media is a "J. Jonah Jameson."

Stop badgering the girl for photos. You're such a J. Jonah Jameson.

by Vashta_Nerada July 5, 2023