by Carlie 1000 March 4, 2019
Get the carlie johnson mug.I was with the boys when I saw a homeless man and just had to whip it out and start Cranking my Johnson right then and there.
by ItsYeeBoyTom April 21, 2024
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Person 1: Who's playing LBJ in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson, the legal eagle from those courtroom dramas. He's a President now!
Person 1: Who's playing LBJ in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson, the legal eagle from those courtroom dramas. He's a President now!
by courtofowls August 23, 2023
Get the Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson mug.A party game played by a group of bros at a sleepover. One person is the designated “Johnson” and stands fully erect. The designated “Yawn Son” players sit on their knees around the Johnson. The first player on their knees to yawn has the erect penis inserted into their mouth making them the “Johnson in the Yawn Son”. (For added fun, players can take NyQuil before playing)
Rodney: “Man last nights sleepover was so fun! Don’t ya think Tim?”
Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”
Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”
Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”
Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”
by mbewvy February 22, 2025
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Get the josie johnson mug.Bald Eagle Johnson is a descriptive term or pejorative of a black woman who wears a hair hat instead of her real hair.
Dr. D Fraud: Hey playa whatcha doin this weekend?
Home Boy: I am about to knock the wallz off dis here Bald Eagle Johnson while her fat ass shakes on my jimmy!
Home Boy: I am about to knock the wallz off dis here Bald Eagle Johnson while her fat ass shakes on my jimmy!
by DrDFraud April 23, 2021
Get the Bald Eagle Johnson mug.A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnson’s ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.
Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.
Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)
Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.
Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5
Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)
Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.
Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5
by B. Johnson August 28, 2019
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