Johnson

What you call your best friend

Lily, Teagan, and Miya are my johnsons.

by johnson458 April 03, 2024

Johnson

An annoying cock boy. Who loves to have sex and masturbate.
He is irritating and very stupid.

He such a Johnson...ugly and annoying

by Johny kwok March 28, 2019

Johnson middle school

A school where every one looks like a milk dud or a cracker vapes all in the bathroom weed emos :)

Johnson middle school is gay

by Dean68421 November 05, 2021

Bryan Johnson

Big Dick!!! The moment when someone tells,

You follow Bryan Johnson protocol

by Shaiq_0563019668(🇦🇪) October 20, 2023

Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money

I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.

by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019

The Johnson Effect

The ability to make the absolute worst decision every single time. Named after the UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

The Johnson Effect: when you could have had a smaller lockdown for a short period of time but instead you chose to do nothing and now the whole country is screwed.

by FlangeManger October 30, 2020

Jealy Johnson

Used to define someone that's really, really jealous.

Brad always wants my stuff... He's such a Jealy Johnson!

by Sagaan December 11, 2016