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Googles Karma

The act of having a argument about something being more or less right than the other so you google it and you were right
Friend: Did you know Mcdonalds is better than wendy's?
You: No mcdonalds SUCKS
Friend: Im sorry what did you just say?
You: i said mcdonald's sucks!!
Friend: Well at least mcdonalds has real meat and unrefrigerated

You: Ok i'll google it
You: *Shows that i'm right*

Friend: Thats fake
You: Stop denying it thats just googles karma
by MotherEureka July 22, 2019
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google problem

An unflattering Google search result when one's name is used.
Coined by Jon Stewart of the "Daily Show", when referring to former conservative Republican Senator from PA, and Presidential hopeful, Rick Santorum and the definition that appears in the #2 spot of a Google search entering his name. Google Santorum, or use the Urban Dictionary, undoubtedly this could cause embarrassment when prospective voters research his name.
If I had, " The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex ", associated with my name, that would be a Google problem.
by vladdycat June 7, 2011
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Googl/Googol

A Googol or Megagoogol is one of the LARGEST NUMBERS IN THE Word. Compared to your Dick,its 5 CENTIFAMILACODOERASEXTILLION BIGGER TO YOUR 1 METER PENIS
"In 2007, scientist speculated there will 10 Googl/Googol People in the 9054's if we Live on another planet!
by OTNDGuy1444 October 20, 2022
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search with google or enter address

srsly...

a) u really use firefox.

b) ur bored AF
search with google or enter address

since i had to use it in a sentence
by elmohas2guns March 22, 2022
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Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.
Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.
by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 8, 2021
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Google second

The time Google takes to find 3 million items or articles to make your point.
Vaccines cause autism and cancer, like five people said it.

Did take a Google second to prove that?
by Laverna's profit February 28, 2018
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Google

by Ashlynn❤ March 5, 2017
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