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get mommed

To get pregnant, as in becoming a mom.
Girl: I totally got mommed by my boyfriend last night and we'll have a baby in 9 months.

Girl friends to girl: What does the EPT say? Did you get mommed.

Girl to guy: Let's get pregnant.
Guy: I'm going to mom you tonight in bed and we'll have a baby in 9 months.
by BigMikeInAustin December 29, 2009
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Get your cooch smooched

Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.
by iam2eeyore March 4, 2010
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Get Stole

when someone flips (with their hand) either under your chin or your bosom. Getting stole means you simply arent paying a lick of attention or you are just some sort of little shit that people like to mess with; Getting Stole will either cause an awkward silence or start a violent war of "stealing" especially if someone gets stole underneath the chin.
James: Hey Eduardo...
(Eduardo turns around)
Eduardo: Whaa?
(Eduardo is immediately stole before he can react)
James: GET STOLE LIL BITCH!
Eduardo: You have no idea what you have started you insolent fool.
by McSackdrop December 17, 2010
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Get Your Socks Washed

An alternative of GYDS. Invented by a few high schoolers in math class when the original GYDS was banned from using.
"OMG Matt and Pat didn't get a detention today!" "OH YEAH, Get your socks washed!
by Skip39 July 6, 2011
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get big in the club

To lift weights in the gym. You gotta get in shape at the gym to impress all the ladies at the club.
Jordan: "Wanna get big in the club, bro?
Matt: "Yeah man. Gotta impress those ladies."
by meaganfeagan August 14, 2011
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get a group

when two people in a relationship uncontrollably post things on each others walls, make statuses about them, and include them in everything that they post to the point where you cant look at your news feed without seeing something about them. usually about how much they love them and how lucky they are.
brandon: jessica i love you so much! your all i want and all ill need ♥♥♥
jessica: awww i love you too! im sooo lucky to have a guy like you ♥♥♥♥♥
joel: wow you guys, get a group.
by shroomgroom November 14, 2011
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Get my cookies and go

Slag for a booty call or using a female just for sex.
"Hey you talking to that girl?"
"Naw man, I just get my cookies and go."
by Hedgehawg December 16, 2011
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