by N/A August 14, 2003
A wholly untrue rule that states that if your food drops to the floor/ground and has contact for less than five seconds, you can simply pick it up and eat it without risk of sickness. This is untrue, of course. Bacteria covers your food upon contact, it doesn't take five seconds for them to attach.
Guy 1:Dude, are you gonna eat that?
Guy 2:Yeah..
Guy 1:But it fell on the floor...
Guy 2:But it wasn't there for five seconds..so according to the Five Second Rule..it's all good.
Guy 2:Yeah..
Guy 1:But it fell on the floor...
Guy 2:But it wasn't there for five seconds..so according to the Five Second Rule..it's all good.
by the_realistic_numbers112 June 15, 2011
by ezekial420 January 28, 2005
"...then I went forty-five on the dingo and was so aggressive she dislocated her shoulder. Didn't even get to finish."
"Damn."
"Damn."
by grantaclause December 22, 2005
A high five given to an unsuspecting person after applying baby powder to ones genitals. It is so-named because hotter, more humid areas necessitate such application to prevent chafing, and also because Florida is America's Wang. This is a relatively easy prank to pull, as a hanging hand is so irresistibly inviting and most people accept the invitation of a high-five without a second thought.
(Person X applies baby powder to scrotum with right hand while Person Y is in the bathroom. Person Y exits bathroom.)
Person X: Dude, we're in Florida! (holds up right hand).
Person Y: Hell yeah we are! (grants high-five).
(A faint cloud of white powder encircles the hands, and Person Y realizes he has been given a Florida High-five.)
Person X: Dude, we're in Florida! (holds up right hand).
Person Y: Hell yeah we are! (grants high-five).
(A faint cloud of white powder encircles the hands, and Person Y realizes he has been given a Florida High-five.)
by Frank the Fourth July 09, 2010
Wayside High-five= You go up to a friend who is doing something or not paying attention and slap their ass as hard as you can.
by Big Red T January 27, 2008
A gay man who has never felt obligated to have a sexual interest women, and has never engaged in any sort of activity in order to prove his sexuality otherwise.
Five-star fags are far and few between. They're usually the most unobtainable, and generally flamboyant, homosexuals.
They are the Megan Foxes of fags.
Five-star fags are far and few between. They're usually the most unobtainable, and generally flamboyant, homosexuals.
They are the Megan Foxes of fags.
Caesar is a five-star fag, and I wish he would date me, but five-star fags are only good enough for other five-star fags.
by freecigarettes September 21, 2010