Looking for real estate

... in the bathroom department. When your dog starts sniffing around your furniture looking for the perfect location to take a piss.

I decided it was time for Ripley's afternoon walk when I spotted him looking for real estate.

by BadRipley August 23, 2011

real time loling

the act of using your bodily movements from laughing to express laughter in a text or IM (slapping the H and A keys while laughing)

Sean: ahahhahhahhahhah
Jake: That was a shaky laugh bro
Sean: it was legit. I was real time loling

by Leberry January 21, 2011

Real Life Goofy

Term used often in Chicago for some one who is exposed for not being as hard or as cool as they made them selves seem to be.

This man is always on Twitter saying he's bout that life, then when you see him in person he's a real life goofy

by Bruce Bayne February 13, 2015

Real orange juice

Orange juice bad drink milk

Real Orange juice was so bad I had to drink milk

by BNL1YOUTUBE June 21, 2020

real groovy hours

The time in the day when you are in a groovy mood especially when you listen to music

"yo this song is making me feel a type of way, its real groovy hours"

by squidysgalaxy February 11, 2018

Immimarie(Real definition)

A person who is so fat that they can be seen from space.

Immimarie(Real Definition) is fat!

by JoeBidensCat April 10, 2022

real thot hours

The time were all the true thots get all of there thoting out of the way

Girl its real thot hours ima go get my shit done

by Thot patrol August 24, 2017