Donged

A past tense verb used to describe an interaction between a penis and something, or someone else.

Man 1: "I was so drunk last night, I took a piss off a bridge but used the hand rail to hold my dick."
Man 2: "I wonder how many people today have touched that bridge you donged."

by Qasiel December 22, 2023

Alpha Dong

The biggest dong out of the group of dongs

Riley Deihl has the alpha dong

by SomeViagra March 20, 2019

batment ding-dong

just funny... actually it is a word used in ballet and it is really called batmont long, but we misheard it the first time and now we call it batment ding-dong

Batment ding-dong!
hahhahaha

by pytagoras09 January 28, 2022

dong

A bong (weed pipe thing) that is shaped like a penis. D(ick B)ong.

1: Yo check out this cool dong! shows weed pipe
2: Hey that's not a penis! Or wait, is it?
1: It can be if you're brave... and it smokes weed. Two in one!

by Waddlez#3121 October 12, 2022

Doong Dong

A very stupid individual.

Whadda a Doong Dong!

by Blat Tat Tat! July 7, 2019

Ding Dong Postbox

The act of knocking on a Syrian immigrants door and shitting through the hole in their burka

I ding dong postboxed ms hosseini last night the cheeky slag

by R0_gUE January 25, 2017

Wang dong

Verb - To wang dong someone is to sabotage or wreck what someone is doing in their device while yelling wang dong.

*Wacks random keys on someone’s keyboard* “WANG DONG”

by AvzWasTaken November 3, 2022