Textpiration Date

A set period of time after which a person's past social media posts or texts can no longer be used against them, provided it can be reasonably shown that they no longer carry those problematic beliefs or attitudes.

Like a statute of limitations on getting "cancelled."
Karen: Can you believe Rob said something so offensive? I should show this to his boss.
Stacy: You can't.
Karen: Why not?
Stacy: That comment is 10 years old. It's past the textpiration date.
by C Monty March 22, 2022
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Meta Dating

A "meta dating" space for singles to find love in the metaverse
by metaversalwords February 04, 2024
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Sticky Date Valve

The phenomenon in which when an individual consumes a threshold of sticky date pudding, they experience a slight discomfort in the back of the throat.
Amy: "How good is this sticky date pudding?!"
Sarah: "I am loving it but the sticky date valve is really limiting my ability to eat my fill"
by raspus May 23, 2019
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AJ's date

AJ's date to formal is REDACTED
by ajklein_07 February 24, 2022
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one hand date

It's a secret word for boys. You use it when you have to say Jerkoff
Friend: Do you want to do something later?
You: No, I got a One hand date
by TheGodOfNickNames January 17, 2019
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one hand date

One Hand Date Verb. It's another way to say "Jerkoff". It is mainly used by boys/men.
Friend: Do you wanna do something today?
You: no, sorry. I've got a One hand Date. ;D
Friend: Ok
by TheGodOfNickNames January 18, 2019
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Dating jewelry

Some sort of visible Jewellery to state that your in a relation ship it can't be on your left hand ring finger though
by 5555two July 20, 2017
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