Splenda Daddy

A man who strives to be a Sugar Daddy but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off.

She was all excited that she had finally landed a Sugar Daddy until he rolled up in his Accord. It was then she realized she had landed a Splenda Daddy, instead.

by WeeLittleBit February 14, 2005

abortion daddy

the father of my abortion

you're not getting away with the withdrawal method - my last abortion daddy still owes me for medical bills.

by jsh October 30, 2007

My Daddy

What Boston Red Sox pitcher Pedro Martinez calls the New York Yankees.

"The Yankees are my daddy; they're inside my head right now." -- Pedro Martinez

by Nicky J September 28, 2004

noob daddy

1. really cool person

2. mentally retarded

(or both)

None of you regular people can do stuff like noob daddy can!

by noobdaddy2 April 8, 2010

top daddy

Homosexual male that exclusively gives and does NOT take

Hunter is a top daddy looking for a power bottom. Serious inquiries only.

by topdaddy69 October 31, 2015

national daddy day

in honor of all your daddies.not biological though. 😉

Sally- Happy National Daddy day

Sally's Bf- thanks babe

by afmh18 July 11, 2018

Fuck me harder daddy

ONE WHO WISHES TO HAVE SEX MALE GENITALS SHOVED UP THEIR ANAL CANAL, AND REFERS TO THE MAN AS "DADDY"

*SEX*

WOMAN: FUCK ME HARDER DADDY
MAN: *FUCKS HARDER*
WOMAN: *AGGRESIVE MOANING*

by LORD_COCKMEISTER August 28, 2021