Chinese water bagel

When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.

My girl mooned me so I Chinese water bageled her

by sneeeze August 16, 2021

Chinese Chopsticks

A retro sexual position that has been reintroduced through the amateur porn circuit in Arizona. Desert Paradise, Arizona to be exact. This position involves the male talent to slightly sit on the edge of a desk, while his female partner straddles him and places her left foot on the desk. Chinese Chopsticks is the perfect position for women who are 9 months pregnant. Unfortunately, if the male talent had too much to drink the night before, this position may cause flaccidity and therefore, vaginal penetration may not be achieved.

Porn Director: "Okay. New position. Chinese Chopsticks."
Male Talent: "Chinese what???"

by Vincent aka Vinny August 17, 2021

Chinese Lockdown

A form of lockdown employed by a government to reduce the spread of an infectious disease, where fully armed Type 99 main battle tanks (MBT) along with an handful of extremely aggressive infantry soldiers park directly outside your doorstep. This method guarantees the elimination of the disease in the areas employed, with overkill.

Yeah man, Bojo should've done a chinese lockdown, not any of this sissy shit.

by Chairman Mao Enthusiast August 23, 2021

Chinese Aviator's License

Term largely used by older folks to describe something they have no use for

I need another pair of socks like I need a Chinese Aviator's License

by ronburgundy123 August 25, 2021

Chinese Dumpling

The act of dipping a mans balls in a soup then proceeding to lick and bite his testicular sack.

Amanda: Hello my dear sir, would you like to perform the Chinese Dumpling with me?
Clarence: “Yes.”

by Hello(xx)? August 26, 2021

Higher Chinese

if you enjoy this subject, you have serious mental issues.
higher chinese is bad because it causes a major loss of brain cells, therefore causing the brain to make a bunch of new cells which end up mutating into brain cancer

person a: "i enjoy higher chinese"
person b: "help is available. call the national suicide hotline at-"

by techflier September 9, 2024

Hi Syafinaz Binte Zainal is a malay chinese girl.

Hi Syafinaz Binte Zainal is a malay chinese girl.

Hi Syafinaz Binte Zainal is a malay chinese girl.

by Mmm223 November 19, 2024