Canned Bread

It’s beer.

(Watching spongebob at age 7)
Dad what’s canned bread!

My dad with a huge ass grin on his face:
Beer!

by SkullyBoiBrody May 25, 2021

Salad on Bread

A sandwich that does not contain meat and thus is not considered a sandwich. Salad on Bread is often served in over priced hippie establisments and are revered by hipster doofus's. Peanut Butter and Jelly and Grilled Cheese are the only two meatless sandwiches that are not considered Salad on Bread. Besides these two examples, any meatless sandwich is considered salad on bread. This is oft a hotly debated topic

Why didn't you get a real sandwich? That looks like salad on bread!

by Thomas Joslin November 9, 2008

Middle class bread

also known as a seeded batch - a loaf of bread that has seeds in

Guy - "How's the middle class bread?"
Me - "It's just a seeded batch"
Guy - "oh, very middle class!"

by hvlkn January 3, 2011

Making Banana Bread

When a male has his own place of residence, and place to sleep but spends every single night sleeping in the bed that belongs to a female.

Noah hasn't slept in his dorm bed all semester. How much you want to bet he's making banana bread with Haley?

by hlczn September 7, 2016

head on the bread

A sexual game where a group of men gather around a piece of bread and ejaculate onto it. The last man to ejaculate then has to eat the bread.

Never, never play head on the bread.

by Linda Destroy ISIS June 19, 2016

We gon get this bread

To get some bread is the fact to accomplish an action you're about to commit to, for example to fight with someone who has bullied your younger brother or stealed your girlfriend.

Hey nigga, we gon get this bread

by Theodactyle June 15, 2019

Slice of Bread

Someone who thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread.

1: "Hey, I have so much money and drive an expensive car and live in an expensive house"
2: "Wow, you think you are a Slice of Bread don't you?"

by Joey198 October 25, 2020