A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.
Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”
Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.
A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.
Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.
Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”
Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.
A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.
Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.
Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
by Punkybruster November 29, 2019
Get the bed hobomug. have sex with.
by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024
Get the bedmug. We were making our bed cough for the first time last night. Man, that was great!
Let's make bed cough again!
Let's make bed cough again!
by VeryOriginalName November 18, 2019
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Get the Bed Chemmug. A time when studies and sleep come closer together, you start using your bed as a desk by placing random papers, tests and notes on your bed and not removing them, because you're generally lazy or otherwise can't be fucked.
"I've a Biology exam next week so I'm getting a bed-desk"
"Did you see his bed-desk?"
"I'm starting to get bed-desk"
"Did you see his bed-desk?"
"I'm starting to get bed-desk"
by Student of the OH GOD HELP July 23, 2016
Get the Bed-deskmug.