Monster under the bed

When you are banging a chick and you are going to nut too fast so you start eating her out and bust under the bed without her knowing. You continue to eat her out until you recharge and can start banging again.

“Yo, i was with Sarah last night. It was so good i had to monster under the bed.”

by Thebigkahuna98 March 2, 2026

Asleep at the Bed

Getting told to do something when you’re already doing it.

“Mom yelled at me to take the trash as I was walking to the alley- the whole time I was asleep at the bed, y’know!”

by Bagelbag Slutdirt May 24, 2025

Elon Pooped The Bed

He did it! I know it! Go to Spain and ask Amber Heard!

Hym "Elon Pooped The Bed! I know he did it!"

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025

Skull Emoji + Bed Emoji

A hardcore cock sucker and will have hardcore sex in bed with another individual for 2 hours.

Do you want to have 💀🌳 with me?
You look like a person who would have 💀🌳
Are you a Skull Emoji + Bed Emoji?

by TransgenderIndividual1284 June 25, 2025

to hit the bed and clouds

to go to bed with the intent to fall asleep almost immediately and start dreaming and recycling emotional experiences.

I'm so tired now, it's time to hit the bed and clouds.

I've been through so much today, I really need to hit the bed and clouds.

by TeddyLva December 16, 2025

Latina baddies in bed

When u feel horny, u can imagine latina baddies in bed and u can goon. Sometimes they appear and have a 6-7 hour session with u in bed.

Johnny gooned crazy last night, and woke up with latina baddies in bed. They tried the Australian Sausage Rolls

by Jonny's lying January 24, 2026

put the boys to bed

A point in the evening where the leased midget prostitute services all of the men at a sports-related party and the party is then officially over.

We were watching the NFL Draft. It got to 2am and Destiny put the boys to bed.

by Meethane May 2, 2015