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washed up beach whale

a robust female who has arrisen from the ashes of fat-fuck ville. She enjoys gobblin cock w/ her pimply busum and is comonly known to swallow giz often.
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a mamoth of a women who's sole purpose in life is to consume massive amounts of cum drizzled cup cakes
Lily! wtf? why u gotta b a washed up beach whale huh?
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imperial beach

was nice in the 50's, but now its dangerous.
dont go to belmont park, its scary.
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beach

Approaching a cracker and making a loud noise in their face similar to a seal (the kind that lives in the ocean).
Did you see that guy's face when I beached him?
by Greg&Cory December 22, 2004
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batchelor

A single dude who mixes up his own bread/cookie-dough due to his having no women-folk around to do da baking for him.
If a batchelor becomes good enough at his cooking, potential spouses might find this ability attractive, especially if said ladies happen to be "lazy cooks" themselves, and so they wish that someone else would make dinner sometimes.
by QuacksO April 3, 2019
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pebble beached

an expression of being extremely high after smoking marijuana
by joesphjoes February 12, 2010
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The batch

A tall, emotional, magesticly beutiful but yet fragile young man who can easily make your ginies tingle with wetness and is also way to easy to spot in any crowd
shane steinbatch!
i saw the batch today and my ginies got wet
by sire.steinbatch July 7, 2010
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Take it to South Beach

When you don't feel like everything is going the way you want it to, or you just need to escape your current situation, just take it to South Beach.
Lebron James didn't renew his basketball contract and needed to escape Cleveland, Ohio, so he just had to Take it to South Beach.
by tsmith6 August 2, 2010
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