bakedover

The unpleasant, physiological effects you get the day after smoking a shit ton of weed. The most common reported characteristics of a bakeover are similar to those of a hangover: headache, lethargy, deviation from normal daily activities, etc.

Stoner A: "Dude, I smoked so much at that party last night."
Stoner B: "Yeah, I woke up so bakedover, I felt like just sitting and watching TV all day."

by BUTTONL0VE October 20, 2009

Bake Weight

The weight gain associated with heavy marijuana smoking. As dope makes food more appealing to the smoker, it is often the case that with persistant use the person getting baked will inevitably end up putting on some weight that they otherwise wouldn't have, i.e. bake weight.

Person A: 'Woah, you've lost a bit of weight son haven't you?'

Person B: 'Yeah, since I got back from uni there's been no weed around so I've just dropped like 3 stones in bake weight.'

Person A. 'Tasty, tasty.'

by />///\/<^/\/ December 26, 2011

bake & boink

(verb)
derivative of popular 'high' ENT culture phrase: wake & bake; whereupon, the members participating, awake from sleep, and then smoke up/blaze/toke, etc. Bake & boink is when the members participating, smoke up and have awesome sex.

Guy : I love to wake & bake.
Girl : You should try the bake & boink.
Guy : What's that?
Girl : *grin*

by <3CJ October 12, 2013

Bake, Wake, Eat, Repeat

The equivalent of smoking weed everyday, but you smoke it at the end of the day (Like hotboxing it with a buddy after work), going home, and sleeping till like noon, then after you wake up, eating everything in sight, and having intensions of doing the same thing, that day, and however many more times after that.

Stoner 1: So dude, what are you doing today after work?
Stoner 2: I'm probably going to Bake, Wake, Eat, Repeat
Stoner 1: Dude can I come?
Stoner 2: No....

by Blast Berry July 18, 2014

Baked Idiot

A baked idiot is someone who has smoked so much weed that even simple tasks seem impossible, or take too much extra time.

I can't believe he just did that, what a baked idiot.

by plaid.princess.91 May 31, 2015

bakedness

Bakedness is the measurement of one's level of marijuana at any given time. Also known as stonidity.

My level of stonidity is so high that I can't even describe my level of bakedness.

by FukWit September 2, 2015

baked alasskan

When you cum on a girls asshole and crisp your massive load with a blowtorch

Sally gave me a hefty tip after she tried that baked alasskan I gave Vicky. Gobbled it right up.

by biersklord June 13, 2017