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Alyssa Noel Johnson

Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether it’s in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesn’t want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south y’all, she doesn’t want you. Or your grit.
“Where’s my meaut?”
“Oh you mean Alyssa Noel Johnson!”
by SweetTeaMe September 17, 2020
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Fat Johnson

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Fat Johnson man: egdes

Person 2: what a fat Johnson ong ong
by Fat Johnson June 9, 2024
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Johnson

Arm or leg
I’m johnsonless I need a wheelchair.
by Mr.Johnson January 6, 2023
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Johnson Juice

"Yo, how much Johnson juice did you make this summer?"
by Kirbo_The_God January 11, 2024
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Heidi Johnson

a beautiful girl who has been my best friend since nursery. She is obsessed with ROBLOX and anime. I love her so much and would do anything for her <3
by Heidi Johnson April 9, 2021
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Fiorella Johnson Gozalo

The most beautiful girl in the world. She lights up the room whenever she walks in. She is the perfect person. Clear skin, good grades, a great personality, so smart, and great style. She has it all. Whoever made her fee horrible is missing out on a lot of things. And if you crossed her or talked behind her back, you will regret it when you grow up.
"DO YOU SEE THAT GIRL?!?!"
"Oh yeah! Her name's Fiorella Johnson Gozalo! The most prettiest girl in the school!"
by anonymous.admirer November 22, 2020
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Sidney Johnson

A man with a small penis and no friends. A common slang word used in Secondary Schools in the county of Essex, England. Usually ginger.
Did you see that ginger band kid?”
“Yeah, he’s a Sidney Johnson innit.”
by wagyuwibb March 10, 2022
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