J-Pop

Jewish pop music.

That j-pop song about controlling all the money is lit.

by J Roach February 15, 2020

The J Special

A very low-effort, highly rewarding sales transaction. I.e. when someone (very commonly your very first customer) comes in that knows exactly what they want, no questions asked, and you simply have to press the buttons to earn commission.

Bro I came into work today to The J Special, I'm up $75 in my first hour!

by unearthen November 24, 2018

j-po

Jackson Police Department

"Oh shit, here comes the j-po, get in the car man, we're out"

by i constantly use the 'word' pssh August 23, 2003

J-Money

An absolute cretin of a being, with fucked up fingers and eyes, and isn’t a functional member of society. Should be put down Old Yeller style if you see him.

Look at that J-Money over there, such a fucking cripple.

by BungusBorp February 12, 2019

j dot

A person who hovers around a group and contributes nothing to the conversation consistently. people will try to slowly ease them away but if they do not take the hint this is when a tag along becomes a j dot/j.

It can be changed based off of the first letter of that person's name

John: Peter go away you're j dot
Peter: How am I a j dot
Everyone: you just are

by t4gtc October 31, 2019

Wii-J

the act of receiving a sexual favor, most notably a blow job while playing the Nintendo Wii.

See that girl over there, she gives a great Wii-J.

by KevinOwen November 30, 2009

Ski J

n.: getting your dingy licked while on a ski lift and/or skiing

You: Tom, quit talking to that 17 year old on the chair lift.

Tom: Nah man, gimme a minute, I'm about to pull a Ski J between moguls on the double black.

by skijsallround February 1, 2010