The whale

Girl with more weights than a gym, always wants to get laid and loves noshing off guys

Always 1st at the BBQ line and drinks vodka and diet coke

"is that Hayley from school? She is The whale now"

"Yeah I heard Phill got drunk last night and she noshed him off"

by Nosher little August 15, 2022

whale

a big sea mammal

"Look! A whale!"

by s.dz January 29, 2017

Feeding the tic tac to the whale

When a girl is so loose your penis feels like a tic tac thrown into a whales mouth.

I was smashing that puss or so i thought but it was really feeding the tic tac to the whale.

by Misfit13888 January 19, 2020

Whale

1. Ex wife
2. My penis
3. Underwater faggot.

1. My ex wife went on a cruise ship to look for whales, at the end of the day she looked in the mirror and saw one.
2. Guy1: Bro is your whale hard again | Me: No, it’s naturally like that.
3. The whale couldn’t move, and drowned underwater. He also ate many fishes before death. What a faggot.

by Christopher Villarreal December 10, 2021

Whale

Maya Flowers

Maya fliwers is a whale

by Mayawhale January 29, 2020

Whale Watching

The sport of watching a fatty go from being hideous to gorgeous in the space of 10 pints

Donz "Dim you going whale watching again tonight?"
Dim "Enough talk lads Kim is giving me the eye" downs pint number 6
Veitch "wahheyy enjoy the whale watching"
Jack "Don't forget the harpoon"

by MegRoe October 19, 2018

White Whale

Mschfs fucking event where they leaked everyones phone number and no one can solve its puzzle

Did ya get the white whale challenge? the white whale challenge was my favorite?!?!?!?!

by Im0ster October 6, 2020