When you smash a turd(green in color) with the bottom of your shoe creating a stamped out green turtle made out of crap.
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When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature known as awkward turtle.
When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature known as awkward turtle.
Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis... it was mad awkward turtle
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When you pull your scrotum up over your balls and part of your penis shaft - resembles a softshell turtle. Used to intimidate new people in male-dominated work places like the military, construction, red-neck organizations. Can also be used if sexual partner is into reptiles or body parts being manipulated into interesting shapes.
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Get the mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway mug.A sexual act including two males and one female in which the female is giving one male a blow job while having intercourse via doggy style with the other male. (See "running the train") When the male rams his penis into the females vagina, she, in turn, bites down onto the blow job recipient's penis.
"Damn, when you rammed it to that ho, she pulled a Kentucky Snapping Turtle and took a chunk out of my dick!"
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