Burnt Toast

(N). A myspace girl with a cute innocent name (ex. Brave Little Toaster) and decent flattering photos, who in real life actually looks like burned toast and is not so innocent after all! Burnt toast is often found at local rock shows drunk, suggesting sexual favors and locked in the bathroom applying makeup/taking pictures.

Woa. Did see Burnt Toast at the bar? She was saying she wanted a boob job so she could give some guy a tittyfuck! I thought her myspace said she was sxe!

by Jenevieve V. October 3, 2007

toaster ass

A condition in which you fart out only fire, a side affect from constantly putting a lighter up to your friend's ass as a joke.

Holy shit dude, you gave Ace toaster ass! Right on man! :D

by Nina DeNisco May 17, 2006

toaster sex

When a girl is sitting on top of a man cowgirl style for a minute, the guy turns red like the coils of a toaster perhaps because of asphyxiation. Then the girl pops up into the air off the mans genitalia and into the open arms of a jacked black dude who immediately has the urge to eat her labiae out. In this analogy the girl is the toast, the guy is the toaster, and the black dude is the consumer.

I heard Concretia and Carl were strokin cowgirl style when she pulled the toaster right into Tyrie's arms. He buttered her up with some grape jelly. Thats some fucked up toaster sex.

by Toastee Shakur January 11, 2009

Toast

Another term for a wimp. See also brian c.

Toast is toast.

by indierockette June 5, 2003

toaster

a gun that is stolen, probly hotter than a firecracker in the bar-b-q pit at satans crib

hey blacc hand me that toaster so i can get this kid.

by cze August 10, 2005

toasthouse

a fat, ugly, smelly, vulgar and perverted old man. A particularly degenerate and foul-mouthed bum, tramp or hobo.

That glue factory smells nearly as bad as a toasthouse.

by Fester March 3, 2004

toasthead

1 - one who isn't so clever.
2 - one who has a toast on his head.

1 - he doesnt know how to update his myspace, he's such a toasthead.

2 - look at his head, isn't there something weird?
don't you see the toast? atm he's a toasthead.

by lirazfilanx April 15, 2009