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toasthead 

1 - one who isn't so clever.
2 - one who has a toast on his head.
1 - he doesnt know how to update his myspace, he's such a toasthead.

2 - look at his head, isn't there something weird?
don't you see the toast? atm he's a toasthead.
toasthead by lirazfilanx April 15, 2009
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firmly toasted 

To Smoke weed to the point where your soo high, You start saying random ish, or just sit there staring into space.
"The twins and I went over to Marks house and got firmly toasted on the couch."
firmly toasted by Dblack Saturn February 3, 2015

toasted clit 

When a female's clitoris absorbs an excessive amount of heat from friction during intercouse, usually a result of savage coitus
During intercourse:
Female to male: "You are going to have to stop, I cant go any more for I have a toasted clit"
toasted clit by Clitsy Normas November 19, 2014

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted 

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.
1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...

Toasted Snowflake

The little pieces of dried poop covered toilet paper that fall from one’s butt crack. A sign of poor wiping technique
As I walked around the house in my underwear little toasted snowflakes were sprinkled across my hardwood floors.

roasted and toasted

A remark one can say after roasting someone and the individual roasted has no more comebacks.
The squad leader let down some serious roasts! That guy was roasted and toasted!

TOASTED Ravioli

A TYPICAL CHEESE OR BEEF Ravioli DREDGED IN A LIGHT EGG WASH AND THEN IN LIGHT BREAD CRUMBS EVEN PANKO, THEN DEEP OR PAN FRIED TO A LIGHT GOLDEN BROWN. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF MARANARA SAUCE AND A DUSTING OF PARMESIAN CHEESE.

Walk in to Mom's house and the first thing she says is Jeet Jet?

I remember when Steak n Shake's were only a quarder or $ .25 cents.
TOASTED RAVIOLI?

A TYPICAL CHEESE OR BEEF Ravioli DREDGED IN A LIGHT EGG WASH AND THEN DREDGED IN LIGHT BREAD CRUMBS EVEN PANKO, THEN DEEP OR PAN FRIED TO A LIGHT GOLDEN BROWN. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF MARANARA SAUCE AND A DUSTING OF PARMESIAN CHEESE.

Don't pay attention to the Kansas 'Redlegs' aka "HOOSIERS' who bad mouth Missoura folks. They are just jealouse harse thieves and have a shirt fit that all's they have to offer is dried out buffalo chips smothered in K.C. Masterpiece and warshed down with a cup full of Colorado dirt blown in by the winds of their own flatulence..

Yes, the weather sux in St. Louis, I know as I was raised there until I could make my escape to the So.Cal. Beach Cities where Eden still Exists. Just head west on I fardy far and don't stop n'till ya hit the Pacific.

See ya's at the Veiled Prophet Parade and fair on the farth of July.
TOASTED Ravioli by MO2CA September 29, 2011
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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