walmart chris

When a woman leaves a man of good quality and replaces him with a man of lesser quality, the latter is henceforth referred to most derogatorily as "Walmart Chris".
by Elaine Dalton January 10, 2018
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Chris and Jennifer

They share a feeling of deep or natural affinity. This may involve similarity, love, romance, platonic relationships, comfort, intimacy, and compatibility with the implication of an exclusive lifelong bond, so when apart they will commonly see each other in dreams.
They hold the connotation of being the strongest bond that one can achieve.

For them, being quiet together is comforting like a fluffy down blanket on a cold winter night. Whether they are on their phone in the same room, or driving in the car, there’s a quiet peace between them.
They are each others fellow traveler on the journey of life—they need one another to grow beyond the limitations of their individual selves.

People think they're a perfect fit. But truly they are a mirror for each other, bringing attention to everything that is holding the one another back, so they can change their life.
They will tear down each others walls and smack each other awake. they come into each other's lives just to reveal another layer of one another, and then leave.
They're purpose of meeting is to shake each other up, tear apart one anothers ego a little, show each other's obstacles and addictions, break each other's heart open so new light can get in, make each other so desperate and out of control that they have to transform their lives.
Wow I wish we had a bond like chris and jennifer
by Glowinthedarktampons April 01, 2021
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chris lake

Wears a Nautica fleece every day. Has an obsession with buying Supreme and Louis Vuitton. Is an absolute banger of a rapper and spends 300 dollars for shoutouts on big meme pages where he gets absolutely roasted for his shit music.
Yes! Chris Lake just dropped a new song.
by JakobeHere January 24, 2018
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Chris Method

A group-buy slows down massively and needs to finish fast and Chris says if we finish your gonna get a ultimate grail.
Alright if we finish JB You get Homicide, I call this the Chris Method
by mykel YURRRR October 07, 2023
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Chris Williams

Chris Williams is a character part of the Sync Podcast. He is the biggest SIMP alive.
Boy: look at that kid simping
Other kid: he must be Chris Williams
by Anonymous959 June 09, 2020
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Pulling a Chris

The act of promising to do something only to take a shit, masturbate then fall asleep and not do what was promised.
Man, I was gonna get on discord but I was pulling a Chris and didn't.
by Hawtsloppytoppy March 21, 2021
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Pulling a Chris

Walking into a car without any context what so ever
by Yelsniadel March 19, 2019
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