Shark

Something that the media likes to be obsessed with. Ellen Joe of Zenless Zone Zero, for example.

Are you buying a shark plushie today?

by Lily_The_Supasta January 12, 2025

Shark

Wow you really searched up sharks expecting to find a sex definition? A SHARK IS AN ANIMAL

a shark is a aquatic mammal

by Olivia_aperson May 6, 2023

Shark Tank

A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.

Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Whale shark

Sydney degagne

How an oversized being is described as a. Whale shark

by Coxxxxxxx February 28, 2018

shark pet

Stroking a female against the hair grain to test if she's gotten a close shave. Apparently sharks are slippery one way and rough the opposite.

Ah, you're from France. Mind if I do a little "shark pet" before this evening's shenanigans?

by theycallmecarmen92 July 10, 2018

Shark week and chill

It's where you ask to hangout with your most favorite person and devote an entire week to watching sharks and eatting yummy food like you're shark!

Hey Bob! Do you want to Shark week and chill? Shark week starts July 26!

by Mr háñdsòme June 30, 2023

Laebies shark

Laebies shark is a real shark that exists.

“My favorite shark is the laebies shark

by W0rmy July 30, 2022