Fucker in bed

Someone who loves a good lie in. Even on weekdays when they should be working!

The Ray meister in bed again all morning.

“He’s a fucker in bed, put him on the in bed tier list”

by Cheesy545 December 2, 2025

to hit the bed and clouds

to go to bed with the intent to fall asleep almost immediately and start dreaming and recycling emotional experiences.

I'm so tired now, it's time to hit the bed and clouds.

I've been through so much today, I really need to hit the bed and clouds.

by TeddyLva December 16, 2025

bed crystal

a pebble-like crusty substance with a sticky surface, formed from many years of built-up unwashed mattress scum, reaching its final form through vigorous movement. This is typically located between the mattress and bed sheet

Haven't scrubbed my mattress in a few years now, better check for those bed crystals

by mattress lover January 4, 2026

Bed Bug Express

A hotel you book when you are on a budget or only need a hotel to get sleep and nothing else.

Person 1: I am getting too tired to drive anymore tonight.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.

by Pointman411 February 26, 2023

sheeting on the bed.

poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.

William: watchya doin?

Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.

William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!

by ffffhsjwbnnnnnskjnnnsssjx nnnn March 4, 2023

In Bed Away

An expression that means someone is shortly away from being their true self.

The bed expression refers to when someone gets up in the morning they aren't 100% at their full potential, but only for a short time.

Lucile is still recovering from her depression, but if you ask me? She is in bed away from coming back to us.

Aaron has been training for boxing for months now, he is in bed away from being the best boxer.

Henry is teaching their students not to be in bed away from their true potential.

by Born a Boss till the End March 5, 2023

kitten bed

A bed designed for kittens to nap in.

We got to give these kittens a kitten bed for them to go to sleep.

by Ritacca March 7, 2023