Vincent beard

Vincent beard (vin-sin-t / bee-rd)

When a man can’t grow a beard naturally and resorts to using minoxidil for hair growth. This results in an artificial beard that looks natural but is still fake bruh💀

“Haha , thank you 🙏 it’s all thanks to minoxidil “

“Wait , so u got a Vincent beard ?🤣”

by Moosebrah September 23, 2022

Brown beard

When a woman cums so hard from oral sex she shits on the males face causing him to look like he has a brown beard.

I was eating her out when she brown bearded me.

by anonymous February 18, 2024

Tolstoys Beard

The Beard of Leo(Lev Nikolayevich) Tolstoy….it’s Hair. Stop being stupid

Tolstoys beard is in my potato salad… gross

by YoMamaSo April 3, 2023

beard greeting

When two thickly-bearded men see each other and grab their own beards in salutations to each other.

Ben grabbed his beard briefly when he has the bearded guy sitting at the cafe table. The guy returned the beard greeting by taking hold of his own.

by CaptainSparkness August 4, 2014

Weak-beard

A young adult with a shitty beard that is easily upset over anything considered "woke" or might seem that way. Their beard is typically their only defining trait and is a cover for a lack of personality.

Jim was instantly pissed at trailer for the LoTr tv series and exlaimed, "They better not WOKE it up." His mom's girlfriend laughed and responded, "You don't have to watch it, ya weak-beard havin' ass."

by MacaroniSounds February 20, 2022

neo beard

Having a beard that looks like neo from the matrix. All neck hair with patches on face.

Nice neo beard dude, going to fight agent smith?
You should have your neo neck shaved brother.

by spatialnate August 4, 2015

Beard Belly

Another name for a double chin on a man.

Whoa! Look at that dude's beard belly!

by Kitty and Dem April 11, 2015